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I used the condom to cover the banana

I’ve never told my husband this. We’ve been married for over 10 years. When we were dating he found the torn edge of a condom wrapper by my bedside table. He immediately questioned me as we hadn’t been using protection in a few weeks. In a panic I told him …

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Sick of stepping in shit

I was thinking of how I can get back at my asshole neighbour and his dirty dogs. He’s got at least five of the mutts running around the place shitting on everything. I constantly find myself cleaning dog shit off my property and my shoes but I don’t own a …

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